I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
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We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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