I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
There r osticjed everywhere
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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