She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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