Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
only you would photoshop your dick
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
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My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I will pee on everything he values.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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I just blew my weed a kiss
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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