I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
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FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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