Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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