smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
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im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
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premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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