Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
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How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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