Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
He had one of those small greek statue penises
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
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I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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