dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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