And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
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I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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