hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
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i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
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EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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