Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
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Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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