How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
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i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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