My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
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I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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