Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
handjob tips. give me some.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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