My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
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Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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