I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
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The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
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