You're so nebulous sometimes
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
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you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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