sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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