watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
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I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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