Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
being pregnant is like rehab
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
When are your genitals available?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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