the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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