Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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