Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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