Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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