Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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