Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
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You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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