bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
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...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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