i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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