Do vagina's smell?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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