Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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