Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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