Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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