Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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