So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
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Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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