Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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