A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
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I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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