I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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