The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
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You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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