hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
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Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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