What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
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Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
did you just send me my own nude
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize