You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
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