So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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