Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Fuck appropriateness.
Barsexuality is the new black.
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OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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