i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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