I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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