this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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