Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
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Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
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You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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