i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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You're like the curious george of whores
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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